Current mood:	nauseated
Current music:	Local soca

Issues with bugs...or should I say giant bugs!
I’m having a bad dream…. I wish…. Keno, hurry up and get your butt here because I’m totally freaked out! Ok so I’ve had my first awful experiences with those pesky cockroaches. It all started last night when I was snuggled up with my new friend and suddenly he was like, “Oh Shit, Mel get up! GET UP!” I was like, “What?” Then it happened so fast and so gross! This Cockroach flew right at me and hit my hand (yes they can fly.) I screamed and jumped out of bed as fast as I could as my new friend slapped it so hard that its guts splattered my pillow. It all went down hill from there!

Tonight I was cleaning up my house, there was a “dead” cockroach in one of the spare bedrooms and I wanted to sweep it up, but I had been avoiding it for at least a week. I went to sweep it off the floor and the second my broom touched the damn thing, it went skittering across the floor and a screamed like a baby and jumped on the bed! I finally came to my senses and found a can of this bug stuff and sprayed the shit out if it until it died. Then I went into the next bedroom and there was another, but this one was actually dead. Yes I lied on the bed, sprayed it first realized it was already dead then scooped it up with my broom and dust pan from the comfort of the bed. I then went into the bathroom and what was there to greet me? Another live one looking right at me from the garbage can, you can say I screamed again. I freaked out and decided to clean it after my friend Keno stops by to kill it for me. So I closed the door and try my best to just relax and clean the other rooms of my house. I checked on the one in the bathroom a few times to see if it was still there.

I walked into the living room and there was a cockroach in there scurrying around. I jumped on a chair and eventually calmed myself. I was about to get down when I noticed it was actually right by me, so I banged on the chair to scare it off. After it ran away, I walked into the bathroom to see if maybe it had escaped into the living room, and I didn’t find any in there, so I walked back to the living room, and on my way back I noticed another one climbing on the wall in the hallway, yuck!! I ran back into the living room, found the one still in there, I again jumped on a chair to calm myself down, I eventually made it to my computer to type this horrible story and that is all the further I have gotten. The cockroach in the living room is in plain sight and it is really grossing me out, but at least I know where it is. I really wish my friend would get here because I’m feeling really freaked and every time I see one I start whimpering. Lord, give me strength to deal with these nasty things. You can bet your ass I’m going to double check my bed tonight and sleep with my mosquito net up so they can’t attack me! I HATE COCKROACHES!!!!!!

Story will probably continue tomorrow!